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Patty M.

Location: Way down south, unfortunately

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About Me

Crazy dog lady to my 12-year-old rescue mini poodle Zoey, first and foremost. Crazy makeup lady second. Wannabe Julia Child third. Questioner of authority fourth. Etc.

Eye Color: Brown
Complexion: Medium
Skin Type: Sensitive, Oily
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Texture: Coarse, Oily


Q: YOU LOOK REALLY YOUNG! How old are you??
A: This is just as rude as "you look really old." Thus, I am not answering.
Q: You're Brazilian! That's so cool! So do you speak Spanish?
A: No. And read a history book.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Bacon. My dog agrees. I think cheese and butter also factor in.