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Dec 18, 2012
Sharlene T.
So that pretty popular joke thread was hilarious and I think it's time to start a new thread...agree? I'll start:
So a prostitute and a koala are sitting in bar. They begin drinking and talking and eventually end up having wild sex in the back. After they're finished with their business, the prostitute sticks out her hand and demands cash. The koala looks at her confused. She hands him a dictionary:.... PROSTITUTE: a woman who has sexual intercourse for money. The koala then shows the prostitute the definition of koala. KOALA: eats bush and leaves.
Dec 18, 2012
Shelley W.
LMBO
Dec 18, 2012
Natalie T.
holy moly! I'm laughing so hard
Dec 18, 2012
Sharlene T.
Lol glad u girls like it! Don't be afraid to share some jokes of ur own! I got plenty more =D
Dec 18, 2012
Sharlene T.
One day, an old man is sitting on a bench and notices a young man who sits next to him with a bright colorful mowhawk. The old man stares continuously until the young man finally asks: What's the matter old man? Ever done anything crazy in ur life when u were young? The old man replies without a blink: I had sex with a peacock once...and I was just wondering if ur my son.
Dec 19, 2012
Jessica F.
Hahaha Omg those are hilarious
Dec 19, 2012
Shelley W.
Yes Sharlene T!!! These are freakin hilarious. I just read them to my hubby. He loves them too!lol
Dec 19, 2012
Sharlene T.
Haha thanks! I know a lot of jokes, but they're mostly R-rated/sex jokes.
Dec 19, 2012
Natalie T.
AHAHAHA! love these!
I know tons of jokes, but I'm trying to think of some that are not offensive or not completely vulgar... its sooo difficult! =(
Dec 19, 2012
Dana K.
Natalie! You are so right! We live in a society, today, filled with such promiscuity and vulgarity that we rarely find humor in good-hearted, clean jokes.
But oh my goodness, Those jokes up there... Freaking hilarious.
Dec 19, 2012
Sharlene T.
A couple is pregnant with their first child. One day the woman's water breaks. The husband is nervous and doesn't know what to do. He dials 911...My wife is having a baby! What do I do?! The operator answers: Okay, calm down sir. Is this her first child? The man answers: No, u idiot! This is her husband!
Dec 19, 2012
Sharlene T.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Dec 19, 2012
Dana K.
Sharlene, that baby one is really funny. It reminds me of the episode of Spongebob when Patrick is working the register at the Krusty Krab and people call in saying 'Is this the Krusty Krab?' And Patrick responds, 'No, this is Patrick." lolol
Dec 19, 2012
Sharlene T.
Hahahaha I remember that episode =) lol
Dec 22, 2012
Kathryn B.
Bahaha! I was just having the most horrible day and that just brightened it up, FAST! Love it!!!! haha :)
Dec 22, 2012
Brittany B.
Lmboooo thank God for this thread. I was in a bad mood a minute ago, but not anymore ^_^
Dec 23, 2012
Sharlene T.
Thanks ladies! Glad it turned ur days around =)
Dec 23, 2012
Sharlene T.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, ‘You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.’ The drunk replies, ‘Boobs.’
Dec 23, 2012
Sharlene T.
Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, ‘Ever have rodeo sex?’ ‘Ain’t heard of that one,’ says the other cowboy. ‘What is it?’
‘Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s!’ and see how long you can hang on.’
Dec 23, 2012
Bree W.
omg that last one is so funny
Dec 25, 2012
Kathryn B.
Hahaha Oh My Goodness Sharlene! I love it, Lol (:
Dec 26, 2012
Sharlene T.
Hahaha!
Seven year old Susie approached her mother one morning and asked, ‘Mommie how old are you?’ To which her mother responded, ‘Now Susie, that is not a question you should ask a woman.’
Susie then replied, ‘Well, how much do you weigh?’ Once again her mother said, ‘Susie that is another question you never ask a woman.’
Perplexed, Susie was sitting on the steps when her best friend eight year old Anna came by. ‘Why so sad?’ Anna asked. Susie replied, ‘I asked my mother how old she was, and how much she weighed, but she wouldn't tell me.’
Immediately, the ever worldly Anna put her hands on her hips, lilted to one side and advised Susie to get her mother's drivers license out of her purse and she could get all the answers.
Triumphantly, Susie marched into the kitchen where her mother was preparing dinner and announced, ‘I saw your driver's license, and know you are 35 years old.’ She continued with, ‘And I know you weigh 135 pounds.’ Susie's mother sighed and admitted to her age and weight. Finally Susie exclaimed, ‘And...I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.’
Puzzled by this remark her mother asked, ‘How do you know this?’ Susie waved the license in the air, and replied: ‘It says right here you got an ‘F’ in sex!!’