Listen. I'm busy. I've got 4 kids, a husband and a house to take care of. I spent YEARS in a hideous funk of greasy hair and un-mascaraed eyelashes. I know it's hard! I truly do. But SNAP OUT OF IT! There are cuter ways to wear your hair than a mom bun. Take off your dang sweat pants. For heaven's sake, go put on some lip gloss. No, not clear. Bright freaking pink. Yes, pink. Why? Because you can put your hair in a boho braid, put on jeans and put on makeup in the same amount of time it takes you to look like a frumpy hot mess. And also, BECAUSE YOUR SMOKIN HOT, that's why! Yes, you!