Julie A.

Location: San Francisco Bay Area, California

Skincare first, makeup second!

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About Me

I make napping look like an Olympic sport. If you challenge me to a Simpsons quote duel-off, you’re in for a beat-down. Despite my propensity for being lonely, I have to have alone time every day, and no I don’t mean that, get your mind out of the fucking gutter. The oven mitt? My invention. Estudio idiomas solamente si tengo gusto realmente de su comida (por ejemplo, espanol y italiano). I love disgustingly tall high-heels but I spend about seventy-five percent of my week in my Chucks. After three drinks I’m drunk, but I’ll still sing you some flawless Barry Manilow. I can wrestle 150 pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair looking impeccable. When I’m not fighting crime in my spare time, I’m painting reproductions of Monet’s “Water Lillies” and donating the proceeds to charities that help rhythm-less white folk. I thought about getting “dead sexy” tattooed on my knuckles but I’d hate to advertise the stunningly obvious.

Truthfully though, I think my greatest feature might just be that I’m the most humble person in the world. I may be the best, prettiest, funniest, smartest, smoothest, most talented and honest person the world has ever known, but I’m certainly not going to brag about it. No, no. I’m much too good for that.

Eye Color: Blue
Complexion: Light
Skin Type: Combination
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Texture: Normal
Birthday: May 08
Age: 39