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I'm a child of the light, surfer girl, and so in love. Joined this site to transform my tomboy ways. I always speak the truth in love. I'm having the time of my life traveling from one adventure to the next. I live by the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson when he said, "Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air."
FAQQ: How do you manage to be so effortlessly cool?
A: Technically I've never been asked this, but admit it; you were totally thinking it.
...Just kidding. I am the single most awkward person you will ever meet. I may seem all smooth and "How you doin'?" in a Joey Tribbiani way online, but that's only because you didn't see the twelve times I tripped while I was typing this.
Q: Aren't you a little young to be in love?
A: Aren't you a little old to be such an ignorant asshole?
Q: Will you be my best friend?
A: See application form below.
Q: Why are you so weird?
A: Why aren't you?